I have information from: Nozzer, Gerrez, IBWT, Evil, Astro, DR... and partial information from Hash. Danilo Billy RHC Have not yet PMed me.
Maybe it would be more interesting in future to have multiple votes and make it open, e.g.: Gerrez: Rock, Nozzer Me: Gerrez, Paper IBWT: Nozzer, Scissors I then have to make a choice about what to do. Granted, it could get hectic just before 8... And yes, I know I'm just mafia-ising Wild West Rock Paper Scissors of Doom...
Got Billy's results in. Just Danilo and RHC still to PM me... and Hash needs to tell me who he's attacking or it's an incomplete vote and he will join the dead.
Fight Order Randomly selected to be: Astro Gerrez Dr IBWT Evil RHC Hash Danilo Billy Nozzer (ignoring people who are otherwise eliminated)
Part One: Astro is first up and he choses to kill RHC. However RHC is already dead due to not submitting his picks on time. Astro slices up the remains of RHC's dead body with his paper to make paper cuts into RHC's skin that reads "I love French Badgers". Next up is Gerrez. Gerrez chooses to attack Nozzer. Gerrez pulls out his [NSFW]Rock[/NSFW] Nozzer pulls out his [NSFW]Paper... Nozzer wraps up Gerrez's rock with his paper and then brutally shoves the paper down Gerrez's throat causing him to suffocate. Irony: The paper was a hamburger wrapper[/NSFW] Third battle is DR who decides to gang up against Billy. DR plays [NSFW]Scissors[/NSFW] Billy responds with [NSFW]a Rock! It isn't Saturday, so DR is wearing manly clothes as Billy pummels his rock into DR's eyeballs- causing them to explode and his head to fall off. [/NSFW] IBWT is up next... and he runs to attack Hash... Despite IBWT having paper and Hash having scissors... Hash is already dead... having not submitted a complete entry he is forced to commit suicide by sticking his scissors in an electrical outlet. - IBWT wins on a technicality there. Evil Red is up next and he attacks Nozzer (who we learnt already slew Gerrez with Paper). Evil Red plays... [NSFW]PAPER! A draw... Unfortunately for Evil... the following rule from the OP applies Sadly for Evil Red- there was nothing he could have done here to win... besides playing scissors... [/NSFW] Second half of results coming up next...
RHC, Hash, and Danilo are all exempt from play- having failed to submit requests- they died in hideous manners. Next up is Billy. Billy had chosen to attack Hash with his rock. Instead of finding Hash- he finds the remains of Hash... scissors in hand... he died by not submitting a complete entry... but Billy can't afford to rest... Last up is Nozzer. Nozzer, having already killed two people attacks Billy. Billy holds up his rock in self defence but alas it is no match for Nozzer's paper that is covered in the deadly drool from Gerrez's throat and the poisonous blood of evil red. Billy's rocks are wrapped in paper and he dies an agonising death. End of round 1: Gerrez - Slain by Nozzer DR - Slain by Billy Evil Red - Slain By Nozzer RHC - Dead- Failed to enter Hash - Dead - Failed to enter correctly Danilo - Dead - Failed to enter Billy - Dead - Made one kill before being slain by Nozzer. Astro - Alive 0 kills IBWT - Alive 0 kills Nozzer - Alive 3 kills With only three people left alive... this game ends tonight. Will run round 2 at 8pm tomorrow... or as soon as I have picks from the three remaining survivors. This is a stupid game...
Same with Hash Nozzer did it the hard way, taking on 3 people.... He has to look at himself and ask why 2 people wanted to attack him
