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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Nov 17, 2014.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I cannae be bothered googling pics but, after the 45 yr old fight queen being in the Glasgow news for the last couple of weeks, I've decided that, even though she's rough round the edges and the same age (allegedly) as Tina, I definitely wid.

    Her n her husband have supposedly been battering each other for years.

    I'd like to take my chances <ok>

    Google yer ain pics.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

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    Fucking bowfin'
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> oooohh she's rough
     
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  4. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    She's roughly around half the size I imagine Tina to be.
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I reckon she'd be the ride of a lifetime.

    Big mid-forties diddies swinging aboot - she'll be used to it rough, then you can have a good fight wae her afterwards <ok>
     
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  6. EDGE.

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    4 weans and a fanny like a wizards sleeve, huge drooping titties and a face like welders bench.

    "Ride of a lifetime"??

    That's enough to turn you buckled.
     
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    You're some salesman, Bib <laugh>
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    She's what one would term an experienced rider.
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <CornedBeefArms>
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure I pumped her at Gas's last swingers party.
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I'd imagine she overuses the whip, too <yikes>
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    She'd give a vigorous old tug, that's for sure. Your banjo would have to be pretty resilient.
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Has no one ever thought of teaching her how to smile?
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I'd show her how to smile. Or maybe laugh.
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I could cheat and pick an auld picture but, naw, here's a recent(ish).

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    Honestly, my money's on her being able to gobble to the pubic bone - Any size of shaft.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's a naw (by proxy) from Gas.
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Don't be silly. Gas'd be in there like a rat up a drainpipe. He'd be covered in blood, sweat, tears and vaginal secretions in next to no time.
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Ah wid. And in the absence of our dear friend Gas (probably auditing the life out of some poor, undeserving **** as we speak), I would like to say "ah wid" on his behalf <ok>
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Bit of a lantern jaw on her.
     
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  20. Fabulous Fabio

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    She's got a dirty sounding voice and laugh, she probably would be a decent ride but just a shame she's an ugly bastard.
     
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