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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    No, he's booting his Mrs and kids out and im moving in with him! He's heartless our Mummy is, but such is his desire.....what can you do?


    Im only going over there to watch all of our games, for nothing, every single one <doh>
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If we say that if you shoot at someone who is already dead- you lose your bullet anyway- people won't shoot you because they will figure it's a waste of a bullet because everyone else is shooting you! <laugh> So no one would actually shoot you!
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I don't get to see cup games!
     
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  4. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    There is a thread for this <doh>

    Unlock it and then you can talk about it there


    Geeks ffs


    X
     
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  5. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Poor you, I feel for you I really do <smooch>
     
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  6. ****off F1 boy :bandit:
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yeah... they only locked the mafia thread so the mods can talk but the rest of us can't! :(



    Wild-West Rock Paper Scissors... of doom!

    In the dusty outlands of Knosuj Tombstone, a group of cowboys gather, driven insane by eating too much peyote- they decide to kill each other in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.

    Each night they send the Host two pieces of information.
    1) Who they want to attack AND
    2) Rock, Paper or Scissors


    Each night the host picks the order of the contestants randomly.
    If that person is attacking someone else a game of rock, paper, scissors is played based on the 2nd piece of information each person provided.

    The winner survives to see the next day. The loser is dead and out of the game- but is still allowed to whine about it on the forum... 'cause lets face it- IBWT and Gerrez will complain about being dead regardless of whether they're allowed to or not.

    If the person picked is attacking someone already dead- then they don't have to fight that round. *If it is a tie- whoever has fought the most battles that day so far wins- and kills the other. If both had fought the same number- they both survive.

    This goes on until there is one last person left standing... and then he dies of dehydration in the desert by default.




    * I suggest this rule because- statistically it favours people who attack someone who might not have already been attacked. If everyone attacks Gerrez- they are statistically more likely to die themselves (if Gerrez had survived a previous battle when they attack)
     
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  8. I haven't once moaned about being dead. I've moaned about everything else but not being dead :)
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    No... but you keep talking when dead! <laugh>... in Wild West Rock Paper Scissors Of Doom you'd be allowed to keep talking after dead.
     
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  10. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Not like you to moan, are you sure this is the game for you?
     
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  11. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Like it, good title. That will be one of my future album names
     
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  12. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Im off out for my tea


    Stay tuned to find out what I have DRbeliebers
     
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  13. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    TTFN


    Have a nice weekend RHC
     
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  14. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Don't worry, I definitely will shoot him <ok>
     
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  15. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Yee-Ha burger


    Steak burger stacked with pulled pork and beef chilli. Monterey Jack cheese and sour cream. With onion rings and chips yum yum
     
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  16. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Just like to say that kangaroo's are very hard. Was watching Life Stories lastnight and it showed you two 8ft ripped muscley males fighting, they are not to be messed with
     
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    Any sign of a vegetable? (Chips don't count)
     
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  18. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    I had a nutri bullet smoothie today so didnt need to mate. I had pear, kale, mixed berries, linseed and carrot all in one nice quick drink!


    There were seeds in the burger bun though
     
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  19. Just ordered my evening snack...

    - Lamb donner
    - chicken donner
    - lamb kofta
    - chicken shish
    - naan bread
    - salad
    - 2 portion of fries

    The last two are for the mrs (nm)
     
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  20. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Just ordered my evening snack...

    - Lamb donner
    - chicken donner
    - lamb kofta
    - chicken shish
    - keema naan bread
    - salad
    - 2 portion of fries with cheese

    The last two are for the mrs and me (am)
     
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