*NSFW* The Newcastle v Sunderland Derby Day Banter Thread *NSFW*

No we're essentially almost god like when compared to Sunderland's support

 

Obi does look like Buddah and you do resemble Monkey from time to time

 

I'd take anything but a monkey you bastard You know full well there is chance I could be appointed their manager if I look like a monkey.

 

Not 'a monkey'... THE MONKEY.... the gold like one....

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Was this a boy or a girl...???

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Yes.

Definitely

..a boy











or a girl.

 

Wow what a cracking spot

 

Ahh divvent knaa if aah wid.

 

Just look at those bunch of ****tards behind the great man. Some real beautiful women amongst that lot...

Notice how Jack has a bit of dignity to not join in. He looks fed up being associated with ****sville even then.

 

Check the lass in pink on the right.
She is either checking the callouses on the palm of her hand after giving someone a helping hand or counting her fingers.

 

She can't be counting her fingers because she's still got her shoes on.

 

According to her top she has 8 on that hand.

 

Bloody hell, Colombia must be s**te! Dozy Altidore has scored against them!

 

Albert, how come my post of the girl with her chebs out was removed yet you're allowed to post a thread full of tits?

 

"No Mike, the new 'big' screen isn't smaller than you ordered, it's just far away! Look!"

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It's all to do with nipples... The Mackems with 3 and 4 nipples are exempt under the DD Act.

 

I don't usually like the international 'breaks' but at least today there is international rugby AND football.

More importantly, the wife and kids are out today so I get to watch it all in peace. Which reminds me, I don't have time to be on here talking with you lot - I have a serious w***athon to fit in before all the sport starts. Laters!

 

30 seconds later.. Obi returns....

 

How did you guess! You spying again?

 

look under your bed