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DON'T drink Alcohol with a cold!

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  1. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    OK follow my thinking, I am desperate.

    I've had this cold for..... well, since September.

    I thought "alcohol kills germs and bacteria", so I downed half a bottle of Captain Morgans, spiced rum.
    I am due to go to TX in about 3 weeks, and I want a clear head by then.
    ALL I have for my troubles are a pounding head and 2 blocked nostrils.
    Think my sneezing is keeping the neighbours awake.
    I awoke at 4am for some unfathomable reason.

    has anyone got any home remedies? I will try anything!

    rum and a cold? yeah? NO!
     
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    PattyNchips2, Nov 14, 2014
  2. WhittlingStick

    WhittlingStick Well-Known Member

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    alcohol lowers the resistance to all sorts of bugs , as it lowers the bodys immune system for a while
     
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  3. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    OK. remedies?
     
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  4. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    Cocaine and ecstasy work a treat.
     
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    Amin Yapusi, Nov 14, 2014
  5. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Given that you've had the symptoms for so long it's unlikely to be the common cold.

    Could be allergic rhinitis.

    Try beconase.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Nov 14, 2014
  6. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Nonsense Ern.

    It's Ebola, he'll be a goner in 2 weeks.

    Tops.
     
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    Carmine Galante., Nov 14, 2014
  7. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    Not necessarily Carminio.

    I had Ebola the other week and I'm still here. I beat it.
     
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    Amin Yapusi, Nov 14, 2014
  8. A northern Soul

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    3 to 4 drops of oil of oregano - three times a day
     
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  9. Idi Amin

    Idi Amin Well-Known Member

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    Or HIV!
     
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  10. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    That's because you are a fine, strong, modern gentleman.

    Patsy is not.

    I am also a fine, strong, modern gentleman and have also beaten Ebola.

    Thrice.
     
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    Carmine Galante., Nov 14, 2014

  11. Fez

    Fez Well-Known Member

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    Place the mouth of the barrel into the soft tissue triangle below the jaw, think of the **** you've posted lately and squeeze . . .

    . . . . Or just stop posting the bad stuff and your reward will be a clearer head. <cheers>
     
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  12. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    wish it was that simple.
     
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  13. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    think Im gonna sweat it out today in bed. Ive called in sick.
     
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  14. Idi Amin

    Idi Amin Well-Known Member

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    Calling in sick is for females! you need a tampon?????????
     
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  15. C'mon ref

    C'mon ref Well-Known Member

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    Patty ..... if you are going to TX in 3 weeks won't the dry air and warmth clear it up?
     
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  16. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    I'd rather not take that chance, plus, it does snow in TX this time of year (doesn't lay, but they get about an inch worth)
     
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    PattyNchips2, Nov 14, 2014
  17. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    About the same as what your lass gets then.


    That was too easy, way too easy.
     
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    Carmine Galante., Nov 14, 2014
  18. C'mon ref

    C'mon ref Well-Known Member

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    You learn something everyday ......... snow in TX blimey.
     
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  19. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    K I will go to Holland And Barrett later.
    TY man
     
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    PattyNchips2, Nov 14, 2014
  20. Charlie1

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    Could be sinusitis and maybe a bit of hayfever. Try some antihistamines or over the counter meds for it but you may need some antibiotics.
     
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