Hire famous footballers for your stag-do - and to play on your football team too!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ckabout-pint-mates-David-Howells-instead.html

What a bizarre idea. Le Tiss is involved, also...



DTLW

 

Blimey, Matty's going to get some call ups. He's head and shoulders the best player available.

 

Footballers at a stag do? A recipe for disaster.

 

Mansfield is a good place for a Stag Do.

 

My mate is thinking of doing this.

 

Do they do Hen parties?

 

Down, girl.

 

Ched Evans is available......



I'll get my coat.

 

merson? do you have to pay for his rehab afterwards?

 

Don't bet on him turning up.

 

Anderton turns up with crutches for authenticity.

 

I will kill him and hide the body using my vast experience and skill, nobody would ever know.

 

That might have been the wrong thing to write down.

 

yeah maybe his girlfriend and family will create a website and try to shame me.

 

I'm more worried about the authorities demanding your IP address from us.

 

He turns up to my families weddings/stag do anyways. Yeah the last one he was on crutches.

 

*on way to brazil*

ttfn

 

Did you kill Lovren, because he's been noticeable for his absence lately

 

I'd want Guly at my stag. Le Tiss? Favourite of all time, but can be even kick a ball these days?

 

Tiss played recently in a charity game...he apparently dieted and practiced...more than he did when playing for us