Someone takes a stand

He lied to the Hotel receptionist.

 

Too many words used to put her vague point across Mick but you are still a wee slip of a thing .
The piece was basically the transcripts of the author's visit to a beauty parlour .

 

"Mr and Mrs Smith, I've got you"

 

he lied to the hotel receptionist

GUILTY!!!

fling the book at the ****!

 

Supposedly, on the night out, Evans was asked "you alright, mate?" to which he replied, "yes, good mate".

He wasn't good, he was actually not bad, therefore he lied.

THROW THE BOOK AT HIM!

 

.... but I think he lied to get a key to a room that two other people were already having a one night stand in

 

fling the book at the receptionist ffs

 

where's the pic i just uploaded?

 

He lied, that's all the Jury needed to hear I suspect. It was not his room so why did he need the key?

 

So he lied about something ergo he's a liar aye?

Did she know lie, naw?

 

To the Jury he clearly was, so aye.

 

Stop wumming for ****'s sake.

It's not big and it's not clever.

 

Indeed Drew.

 

So she's a liar anaw then?

(of course, we already know that seeing as see voluntarily had sex with two men then cried rape).

 

If she was moist then how can it be rape?

 

I think that was the pizza topping she smeared all over her minge.

 

I think her moaning like **** and loving it was her survival instinct kicking in when the consensual rape took place.

Clearly she felt threatened and decided that enjoying double boaby action was her only way out of what can only be described as a terrifying situation of drunken sex.

 

So the Jury thought she was a liar? How did you come to that conclusion?