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  1. Scullion

    Scullion Well-Known Member

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    Off to Austria for a bit of pre season skiing on the Hintertux Glacier on Saturday. Its a 5 day, 5 hours a day training camp and we are both wondering whether at 61 we will survive the week, but it has been on our bucket list for a while. We have been spending 2 hours at the Gym 3 days a week to get fit so we are glad that we can actually stop this malarky and get skiing. Hope the sun is out, more anon.
     
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  2. Leo

    Leo Well-Known Member

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    of course he does - he married her 10 years ago - mine is 36 years and counting :)
     
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  3. Scullion

    Scullion Well-Known Member

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    Perhaps this should be the some fun thread but....

    Why do women get married in white?
    All domestic appliances come in white!

    Why do women have small feet?
    Because they can stand closer to the sink!

    <whistle>
     
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  4. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Why does a woman close her eyes when making love?

    She can't stand seeing a man having a good time! ;)
     
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  5. NZHorn

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    Symbolism, Yorkie, symbolism. In a post- modern world the way to emphasise social status is through the misuse of objects that have become redundant of a consequence of technological change. This serves the purpose of not only signifying worth, or lack of it, but also the inability to adapt, which is crucial, according to the evolutionary biologists, if one is to maintain a place within the still functioning part of society rather than to be cast into the sink of social detritus.

    I could go on but I find it very difficult to think like a sociologist.
     
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  6. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode Well-Known Member

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    Eh?
     
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  7. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    OK you lovely people, I'm off to bed!

    Night all <hug>

    Night H <smooch>
     
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  8. yorkshirehornet

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    Eh?
     
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  9. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    Sounds a lot like a kiwi who's just found a hole in his chully bun...
     
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  10. NZHorn

    NZHorn Well-Known Member

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    Pah! Can't even take the piss out of sociologists on here. I'll have to revert to Australians, but they are such an easy target, especially when they support the Whimper, who are currently bottom of the A League.:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  11. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Good morning all from a cold and damp Weston-super-Mare! Sunshine promised for later!

    Have a good day! <ok>
     
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  12. yorkshirehornet

    yorkshirehornet Well-Known Member

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    4.51 Isn't that still night-time?
     
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  13. yorkshirehornet

    yorkshirehornet Well-Known Member

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    or am I dream ing this?
     
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  14. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Early to bed, early to rise........... :)
     
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  15. yorkshirehornet

    yorkshirehornet Well-Known Member

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    <yikes>


    Good for you <ok>
     
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  16. geitungur akureyrar

    geitungur akureyrar Well-Known Member

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    Sæll öll. Cappuccino, coffee, tea donuts and fruit are on the bar.

    Frothy cappuccinos for al, HH, and W_Y
    Coffee and caramel frapachino for IB
    Coffees for COYH, Frenchie, Kev rob theo and vic-rijrode
    Strong coffee for Sandy
    Milky coffee for Yorkie
    Espresso for SuffolkHorn
    Irish coffee with special &#8220;Irish&#8221; Cragganmore for aberdeenhornet and kiwiqpr
    Strong black coffees for Bragi Norway and zen
    Black coffee half hot half cold and no sugar for Charlie
    Peppermint latte for DanH
    Tea for BHD Cornish Mark jsybarry Lloydinio and BCFCRed
    Tea with skimmed milk and no sugar for GG and Leon
    Hot chocolate with marshmallows for BBW
    Caramel latte for Hornette Scullion Canary Dave Fossefilberto and Maestro
    Una paloma for Mexican Hornet
    And wine for NZ and kiwiQPR as their weekend has started

    I have a visit to my dentist for emergency work. I split a molar yesterday afternoon.
     
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  17. oldfrenchhorn

    oldfrenchhorn Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Morning all, rather a damp start here, but still mild. Yesterday I was on my way home from town, when I was pulled in by the police force. Must be a papers check I thought, but no it seems I was doing over the speed limit. Seeing as I was not exactly rushing I was surprised to find that I was 15 mph over the limit. Points off my license again and a fine. I just get my points back and I lose them again. <grr>
     
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  18. hornethologist a.k.a. theo

    hornethologist a.k.a. theo Well-Known Member

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    Another 400 words written for the fourth Winfrith novel,it's finally stopped raining and we're shortly off for a pub lunch. Good day, so far... Just need a few more purchases and a review or two for 'The Morning Gift' and I'll be very happy.
     
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  19. Mexican Hornet

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    No bribe attempt Frenchy?

    Oh hang on a minute....only here you can get away with that!
     
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  20. hornethologist a.k.a. theo

    hornethologist a.k.a. theo Well-Known Member

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    In many decades of driving I only got points on my licence twice (despite owning Ford Cosworth, Honda Integra etc) and the occasions were three weeks apart. One of them was on an empty M11 at 3am in the morning doing just under 60 on a 50 limit (for road works which were not happening at that time of night). It does seem it's a bit of a lottery, especially when you witness suicidal drivers appearing to be able to remain on the road.

    If this is not entirely coherent, blame the good lunch!
     
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