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Dying wish of an old man

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  1. SeatonSluiceToon

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    An old Geordie man is terminally ill in hospital and gets a visit from his grandson.

    Grandad takes grandson by the hand and says, "I need a favour, son".

    "OK Grandad, what do you need me to do?"

    Grandad says, "Go down the toon and buy us one of those red and white shirts"

    "What, a Sunderland shirt?", the boy asks, taken aback. "Grandad, you've supported Newcastle for 70 years, you've been a die hard member of the Toon Army all your life, why are you suddenly changing your allegiance?"

    Grandad just stares into space with the hint of a tear in his eye and grandson leaves to fulfil his grandad's dying wish.

    A couple of hours later he returns with the shirt and grandad asks for help to get it on. He is shaking with the physical and emotinoal effort of what he is doing and the grandson pushes him for a rationale. "Grandad, please tell me why you are doing this", the boy pined, openly crying now.

    Grandad looks his grandson in the eye, and with resilliance says, "Son, better one of their ****s dies than one of ours".
     
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    SeatonSluiceToon, Jul 3, 2011
  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Isn't there a version of this 'joke' for every set of fans in the entire country? I think they suck personally.
     
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    Welshie, Jul 3, 2011
  3. SeatonSluiceToon

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    Dear me, sorry, I'll waive my fee shall I?
     
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    SeatonSluiceToon, Jul 3, 2011
  4. MikeAshley'sMassiveShlong

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    **** joke.
     
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    MikeAshley'sMassiveShlong, Jul 3, 2011
  5. BOOTBOY

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    Ha Ha Ha I think this is propalee funniii HO HO HA HEE!!!
     
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    BOOTBOY, Jul 3, 2011
  6. Sir Bobby

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    <laugh> That was funnier than the joke, joke wasn't bad though <ok>
     
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    Sir Bobby, Jul 3, 2011

  7. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    pardon
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Jul 3, 2011
  8. BOOTBOY

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    Ha Ha Ha I think this is propalee funniii HO HO HA HEE!!!
     
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    BOOTBOY, Jul 3, 2011
  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Yes <ok>
     
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    Welshie, Jul 3, 2011
  10. why aye jims eye

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    At least next season we will have the Euro's. This is torture!
     
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    why aye jims eye, Jul 3, 2011
  11. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KJGJRd8pGE
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jul 3, 2011
  12. Oh-Ryan's Belter

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    I swear some people get a kick out of being miserable ****s on this board. Lighten the **** up will ya.
     
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    Oh-Ryan's Belter, Jul 4, 2011
  13. Pipe4Life

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    i concur.
     
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    Pipe4Life, Jul 4, 2011
  14. Hatem Is A Geordie

    Hatem Is A Geordie Active Member

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    Heard it before about Spurs & Arsenal, not bad joke though.
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Jul 4, 2011
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