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*NSFW* The Newcastle v Sunderland Derby Day Banter Thread *NSFW*

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 12, 2014.

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  1. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Jeez that knocks your Ebola problem into insignificance.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Nov 12, 2014
  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Tell me about it. Sure they say "Newcastle doesn't have a red light district"... Nobody told me it had a red-light town directly opposite.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Nov 12, 2014
  3. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Its too far away in the distance to even think about the Derby just yet, but then again, f*** it, I love an old sing song.....
    especially the old favourites <ok>

    [video=youtube;8WFHsSEDiZg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WFHsSEDiZg[/video]
     
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    Heed, Nov 12, 2014
  4. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    IQ test for you magsters:

    Complete the sequence:- 0-3 1-2 0-3...
     
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    Sidthemackem, Nov 12, 2014
  5. Obi Wan

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    5-0 <ok>
     
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    Obi Wan, Nov 12, 2014
  6. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    I prefer the sequence 1-0, 2-1, 1-0, 3-2, 4-1, 1-1, 2-0 <ok>
    was that five in a row and six out of seven
     
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    Heed, Nov 12, 2014
  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    ... Well this is awkward.... Just spent ten minutes on this... thought it was some kind of inverted fibonacci. My bad.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Nov 12, 2014
  8. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Just checked the 031 std code and perhaps this is part of a Sex Chat Line number in India. <ok>
     
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    Heed, Nov 12, 2014
  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>

    Yeah, sure, "checked"...
     
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  10. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Aye, checked....
    I thought I recognised the sequence, so I checked my mobile and sure enough I was right
    I just cant understand how Sid had the same number, unless he's also a member of.....
     
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    Heed, Nov 12, 2014

  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You know your sequences fella.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 12, 2014
  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I'm beelin' fella... Really beelin' ;)
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    Not sure it's the best thread for this but probably not worthy of a separate one. I see Remi Streete has been recalled early from his loan spell. Does this mean injuries to Colo & Saylor could be serious?
     
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  14. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Great idea!!! The Mackems will be too busy working out how they're supposed to live and work on him, to celebrate if they win...
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Nov 12, 2014
  15. Agent Bruce.

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    Hopefully we should beat the mackems.
    Target Cattermole and he will pop.
    Boom.. Down to 10 men.
     
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  16. fredor

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    I believe that Sunderland would have to be favourites as they have more Sunderland trained players in their side
     
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  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Like who?

    Mags also have a Sunderland trained player..that ginger ****.

    Anyhow, why the **** am i responding to a Fredor post?
     
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    Commachio, Nov 13, 2014
  18. Agent Bruce.

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    You a fan of Bob Hope dude?
     
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  19. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    If you're working as a bath or shower salesman make sure your basic wage is good as you'll earn f@ck all in commission.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Nov 13, 2014
  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Ha'way then, which of you lot, owns the tiny willy?


    [NSFW][video=dailymotion;xekuye]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xekuye_fat-geordie-with-his-little-tail-ou_sport[/video][/NSFW]
     
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    Commachio, Nov 13, 2014
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