Had different nicknames in different social circles. Brasher(school), Elvis, Brinormous, Dangerous Brian and Hovis. I've also got two gay friends who call me Baby Bear and I ****ing hate it.
It could be because you have aids or you're a fat ****. I'd have thought Turncoat was more appropriate to you Steve. Slag ****.
Best one yet Bill. I forgot how inadvertently entertaining ACS could be. This conjures up images of a hapless seal being tossed around the sea by a group of Orcas