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  1. Badgers Assemble

    Badgers Assemble Well-Known Member

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    Been a slow few days regarding Newcastle, so I thought I would share this joke with you that I found on sickepedia
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    A Geordie and a mackem get into a nasty car accident. Both vehicles are really wrecked, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

    After they crawl out of their cars, the Mackem says, "So you're a Geordie, that's interesting. I'm a Sunderland fan... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left but, fortunately, we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."

    The Geordie replied, "I totally agree - this must be a sign from God!" He went on, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink it, to celebrate the fact we are alive and kicking?"

    He hands the bottle to the Mackem who nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the Geordie. The Geordie takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the Mackem. The Mackem asks, "Aren't you having any?"
    The Geordie replies, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the police..."
     
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    Badgers Assemble, Jul 3, 2011
  2. MikeAshley'sMassiveShlong

    MikeAshley'sMassiveShlong New Member

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    My puppy likes sausages up it's bum.
     
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    MikeAshley'sMassiveShlong, Jul 3, 2011
  3. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

    Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat Active Member

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    I would not be supriised if a mackem did that tbh.
     
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    Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat, Jul 3, 2011
  4. TheLittleGeordie

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    <laugh>

    wierdly the other comment reminded me of new favourite joke on there


    I'm just like a box of chocolates really....








    ....as in i kill puppies
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Jul 3, 2011
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    <laugh>
     
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    beardface, Jul 3, 2011
  6. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Haha
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Jul 3, 2011
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    Leon Bessi Active Member

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    i dont get it
     
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  8. TheLittleGeordie

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    not much to get. chocolates poisonous to dogs though which might help you
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Jul 3, 2011
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