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Stupid article in the Daily Star

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Eamon Holmes, Nov 12, 2014.

  1. Eamon Holmes

    Eamon Holmes Well-Known Member

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  2. Vale_Hoops

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    Benteke will probably score more than 6 by himself, But I'd take it....
     
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  3. DT Footspa

    DT Footspa Well-Known Member

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    What a cracking formula these people must be brilliant as Villa have already scored 5 and Burnley 6

    There are 27 matches left? based on that put your life savings on these fixtures and combo's:

    Sat 29th Nov Burnley V Villa as the scores can only be 0-0 0-1 2-1 2-0 1-1 or 1-0

    The match on the closing day of the season Villa v Burnley looks a dead cert 0-0 … it could be the most depressing area of the UK on that day
     
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  4. Swords Hoopster.

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    Southampton 2nd <laugh>
     
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  5. South Africa Road Block F

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    With a +53 Goal difference.....the best defence in the division with only 11 goals conceded over 38 games.

    Us on the other hand.....Worst defence in the division with 62 goals against.

    The Villa and Burnely 'Goals For' columns are hilarious
     
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  6. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    That's what happens when you ask Computer geeks and book nerds about football
     
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  7. Tramore Ranger

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    They obviously have too much time on their hands......
     
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  8. KPDHoopster

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    Far too much, injuries to one or two key players for any team would have a dramatic impact.

    Completely pointless exercise in anal gazing !!
     
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  9. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    Going on the results so far, they've tried to predict the way the rest of the results will go which ultimately leads to the league positions being almost identical to the way they are now.
     
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  10. Uber_Hoop

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    Their biggest error is that they've enacted de Moivre's theorem using a constant 'c, but without taking into account the co-efficient of restitution 'z' as it tends towards zero. If you apply the logarithmic value of the lowest common denominator 'x', but factor in the exponential of the number you first thought of, and plot this on a graph for a range of variables between zero and 'n', where 'n' is the point where the cosine of 'z' demonstrates negative correlation with the tangent of 'c', you get quite different answers.

    Just saying.
     
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  11. Sooperhoop

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    In other words it's a load of bollox...

    Keep things simple on here Uber...:grin:
     
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  12. Steelmonkey

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    You need to stay on the medication Uber...had me worried for a minute that you were some genius mathematician????
     
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  13. Queenslander!!

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    I think you have forgotten the binomial theorum in that differentiation mate.
    B- Must try harder and listen in class <ok>
     
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  14. kiwiqpr

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  15. Uber_Hoop

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    Who says I'm not? Wibble.
     
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  16. DT Footspa

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    Well we will see let's start you off with a hard one
    7 + 12
    Show your workings
     
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  17. sheffordqpr

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    I think Uber is correct. Right, now I'm off to Hartlepool to buy some exploding trousers, wibble!
     
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  18. Uber_Hoop

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    I always start the day off with a hard one, Dave. Hmmmm...let's see....



    Seven plus twelve...



    ...So, that's two plus the seven...



    ...which is nine...



    ...carry the one....



    ...less the number you first thought of...



    ...not forgetting to deduct the variable 'c'...



    ...and the variant CJD...



    ...multiply by the co-efficient of the Bernstein-Eagleberger Theorem....



    ...Damn! I nearly forgot to invoke the Reverse Polarity Loop multiple (schoolboy error)...




    ...Is it Mornington Crescent?
     
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  19. Swords Hoopster.

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    You've been listening to Oddball too much...
     
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  20. Swords Hoopster.

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    Good skills Herr Ubes. I've missed you on here :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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