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ER's ****ed this winter

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick, Nov 12, 2014.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    or perhaps a remote controlled helicopter crashes into your head and explodes and you burn to death in downtown Easterhouse.
     
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  2. SUPERNORWICH 23

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  3. RAVENBLACK

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  4. Toby

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    Go back to sucking on your werthers originals you old ****wit <ok>
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Unlikely I should think. However you dying this winter is a stick on. All those underlying health issues + extreme cold = wan ****ed Nigel <laugh>
     
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  6. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    The funny thing for me is how amazingly un-bitter I feel about my current situation (compared to how upset I was last time I lost a job). Someone changed a law, three years of my work will be wasted - but **** it, **** happens, move on.

    I've applied for a top-level job on the Isle of Man, one in Malta and one in Dublin so far (with a preference to stay on the IOM, for the moment) - if I don't get any of those then I have a decent business idea to set up (and I've even managed to find someone who will back me as a silent partner), but I'll see where the wind takes me.
     
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    I'll work from home for 25k if I can expense my weed overheads <ok>
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Homeless, unemployed and suicidal. ...so sad ^^^^^^^^
     
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  9. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    I am actually sitting in Macdonalds Hackney with 1 shoe stealing wifi and coffee stickers<laugh>
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

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    I'll have plenty of roasted cheese to keep me warm you ****in fat ****.
     
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  11. Toby

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    The one by Hackney Central?
     
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    I'll back you, what kind of money you talking about?
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Toby

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    Atheism isn't a religion. Daft **** <doh>


    (before Dev instantly quotes me, that's not a serious reply)
     
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  15. The Raging Oxter

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    * Aetheism

    <dev>
     
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  16. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    I was joking i am actually in Suffolk , very sunny day.
     
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  17. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Just had a phone call from the Dublin job - they want to meet for a conversation. I don't want to go to Dublin, have you seen the ****ing taxes!? <wah>
     
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    Tell them to **** off then.
     
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    I don't want to go to Dublin

    Did Elvis Costello not sing that?
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

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    Tell me about it <wah>
     
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