Went for a sh.it and had blood pouring out my arse? Is this ebola or AIDS? Or is the ghost of Savile haunting me? Guess it's time for a name change.
If the blood's coming from your ring, you'll probably be ok. If it's in your ****, maybe not. Either way, you need to stop milking your prostate.
When it happened to me I had a tiny wee cut right at my hole, apparently it's quite common and can happen with aggressive wiping (guilty). Kept up for about a week or so then stopped.
The first time it happened, I had just drank some blackcurrant juice and thought that was the culprit when I glanced into the bowl and saw the red water... until I wiped my farter and saw the blood on the wiping brick.
I suggest wiping your arse with half-decent, quilted, 3-ply toilet tissue rather than a brick. Bricks tend to be too abrasive for the skin round the balloon-knot.
When I was a lad, I actually shat out a Tonka truck. The doctors were dumbfounded, but I knew the truth. It cleaned up well and went straight back into my car-box. I eventually swapped it for an Action Jack, and the new owner never realised it had traces of faecal matter in the loading-shovel.
Bright red is fine - you've just torn your ring piece. Used to happen all the time to my missus until she banned anal as a result Dark red is bad. Very bad. Watch this, it will explain everything: [video=youtube;TY1go7bNSJs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY1go7bNSJs[/video]
