Darwin Awards 2014 - Early frontrunner

He was up in court two days previously.

It was a miscarriage of justice though.

 

They should give him a coffin in the shape of a skateboard, that would be well cool.

 

dressed in jeans down to the lower extremity of his arse crack and a hoodie.

 

And then slide it down a handrail and into the grave, you mean?

 

I believe they call it "Grinding".

 

That's an opportunity missed, could have led to an appearance inside Hilary Duff, think she's single at this time.

 

Sliding is on the nose or tail grinding is on the trucks.
Brian was seending out mixed SIGNALS.

 

Someone should have explained that the slogan was "let the train take the strain" and not "let the train fry your brain"