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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Anilingus Aficionado, Nov 11, 2014.

  1. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Went for a sh.it and had blood pouring out my arse?

    Is this ebola or AIDS? Or is the ghost of Savile haunting me?

    Guess it's time for a name change.
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    It's just cancer
     
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  3. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    I've had that before but I'm still here to tell the tale, don't worry Baz.
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    If the blood's coming from your ring, you'll probably be ok.

    If it's in your ****, maybe not.

    Either way, you need to stop milking your prostate.
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    That'll be yer Farmer Giles mate.
     
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  6. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    When it happened to me I had a tiny wee cut right at my hole, apparently it's quite common and can happen with aggressive wiping (guilty). Kept up for about a week or so then stopped.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pouring out yer arse?

    Yer deid and you are posting here from beyond the grave, ya ****in dick.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    How is yer brain cancer?
     
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  9. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    The first time it happened, I had just drank some blackcurrant juice and thought that was the culprit when I glanced into the bowl and saw the red water... until I wiped my farter and saw the blood on the wiping brick.
     
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  10. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    It's quite common if you're a fat bastard.
     
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  11. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    We'll see what Pud has to say on the matter then.
     
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  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I suggest wiping your arse with half-decent, quilted, 3-ply toilet tissue rather than a brick. Bricks tend to be too abrasive for the skin round the balloon-knot.
     
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    Pud hasn't wiped his own ass for years, can't reach anymore. :)
     
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  14. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    When I was a lad, I actually shat out a Tonka truck. The doctors were dumbfounded, but I knew the truth.

    It cleaned up well and went straight back into my car-box.

    I eventually swapped it for an Action Jack, and the new owner never realised it had traces of faecal matter in the loading-shovel.
     
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  15. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    My ****e comes out easy n pretty cleanly...minimal wiping.

    So **** ye baz.
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    If the blood's red - you'll die but not for a while.
    If it's black - make a will.
     
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  17. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Spunk ****ter.
     
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  18. Swarbs

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    Bright red is fine - you've just torn your ring piece. Used to happen all the time to my missus until she banned anal as a result <grr>

    Dark red is bad. Very bad. Watch this, it will explain everything:

    [video=youtube;TY1go7bNSJs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY1go7bNSJs[/video]
     
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  19. The Anilingus Aficionado

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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Must be AIDS then.
     
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