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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    A 21-year-old model has died after ‘surfing’ on top of a train and catching fire.

    Brian McClellen, who is a skateboard stuntman, suffered 85 per cent burns after jumping on top of the commuter train early on Sunday morning in Greenwich, Connecticut. He was found on fire on top of the roof of the train bound for New York shortly after 5am. It is believed the model, from Ohio, caught fire after coming into contact with the mechanical arm on top of the train – known as a pantograph.

    The metal arm collects power from overhead wires and feeds it to the train. Mr McClellen was found ablaze after the train lost power and workers went to look at what may have caused the failure. His agent Ryan Colby said the model was due to appear alongside Hilary Duff in a television show called ‘Younger’ and a film with Pierce Brosnan called ‘Urge’.
    Writing on a Facebook tribute page, one of his friend’s said: ‘I remember all of us sitting in math class &you would talk about your dreams & how you want to be a model you made your dreams come true you were funny full of life & you went after what you love your an amazing person and you will truly be missed.’
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <peacedove>

    RIP Brian

    xx
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Any **** over 16 who uses a skateboard deserves to die a horrible death.
     
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  4. User Deleted

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    He shall never be forgotten

    <rose>
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <confused>
     
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  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    This is why continental types get 'in' the train rather than 'on' the train. The English language's blasé use of prepositions was bound to lead to a tragedy of this sort eventually.
     
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    I wonder what his "train" of thought was.

    Certainly not on the right "track".
     
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  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    [video=youtube;k3Tax0IAtRU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Tax0IAtRU[/video]
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    These puns are running out of steam.
     
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  10. User Deleted

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    Stop derailing the thread.
     
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    His actions sent out all the wrong signals.
     
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  12. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Think we've hit the buffers with the puns.
     
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  13. Shawswood

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    He showed a little too much electrifying pace on that board
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Well i'm shocked at some of the comments
     
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    Let's be honest - he sounds like a right tube
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Dev going loco!
     
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  17. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    He was truly the light at the end of the tunnel
     
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  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    It's what happens when you get ideas above your station i suppose.
     
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  20. Ponders Revisited

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    I would like to express my deepest sympathies.

    He must have had a loco-motive for this foolhardy action.

    And now he will sleeper for eternity.
     
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