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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Great thread, Pud.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Poor Oscar the brutal murderer.

    Oscar: "Haw, hen, wake up, there's sumbdy in the hoose. Stay there while I bum my way across the floor with my gun to shoot the **** while they're having a mid-thieve ****e."
    Reeva: "Don't do it. You don't have your legs on. I'm calling the cops"
    Oscar: "Shut up! Av no even bummed to where I keep my multiple loaded weapons!"
    Reeva: "Av no heard anything since you woke me up. What kind of thief/murderer takes the time for a bathroom break?"
    Oscar: "Av goat ma gun!"
    Reeva: "You really are a ****in dick"
    Oscar: "Get in the ****in toilet, bitch"

    ...and that is how it happened.
     
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  5. Null

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    Pic of himself after being arse raped by soldiers...
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...looks more like me slebberin over ma pillow and bed in a drunk induced kip.

    By the amount of slebbers leakin as far as the bed it's quite possible an arse rapin may have occurred.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *sojers
     
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  8. Null

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    That's no slebbers...that's aw the sojer spunk dripping from his moof after they went ATM on him.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    There is never that much sojer spunk around without biscuits.

    So am told. :bandit:
     
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  10. Patience

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    There's definitely jobbie there too
     
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    Patience, Nov 11, 2014

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