"Compare them with a modern human, and they have larger rounded eye-sockets, cheek bones sloping backwards, shorter limbs for heat retention, barrel-shaped rib-cage shaped differently with the thoracic vertebrae (more similar to the conical rib-cage in apes), while the lower limbs convey extensive strengthening and robustness of bone for prolonged physical activity." This guy knows his Newcastle fans.
It can be banter at work, because you know the people you're talking to. You come onto an essentially anonymous forum and tell a respected poster what you told Sombrero and you're going to cause offense. I don't "need a forum to make friends" as I have never met anyone from Not606, they're just people I natter with. Same for most on here. What gets posted is all we know about each other and if you can't be civil then you will get banned, simple as that. Three strikes, chum. You've had one...
Penguins are alright, you could melt a hole through the middle with a brew and use the biscuit as a straw for your tea if you were a total loser like me. And you got a joke with Penguins. They were/are more than just a quick snack.