Post a lie about the poster above.

Ever since kiwi's moobs outgrew a DD he's had to get all his bras fitted specially.

 

toon4life is a lifetime member of the bronski beats fan club
and here is his favouritist ever song

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After dedicating many years to tracing his roots DNA tests finally proved that Kiwi is the love child of Ozzy Osborne and Susan Boyle. Kiwi is going to change his name to SubOzz in celebration of this amazing discovery. .

 

Family man Toon4Life has been spending a lot of time looking for Toon4'skin.

 

The hair growing out of DMD's ears is finally long enough form a comb-over almost good enough to disguise his bald head.

 

Woopert was kicked out of the local library for playing the (Dick & Dom inspired) "Bogeys!" game.

 

Woopert has sleepless nights wondering what Phillip will do if he finds out woopert has his screwdriver. Let's not go into him having Allen's keys.

 

DMD makes his living as a kissogram. Last month, he almost got as much as £13.

 

and Toon knows because he asked for a full refund

 

brb pays me hush money since he realised I was Madame Carol, the dominatrix he's used for years.

 

I taught Madame Carol all she knows

 

minxys favourite tv programme is dog with a blog

 

Kiwi was in tears with pain last night after a mix up resulting in what he thought was his Preparation H pile cream actually turning out to be Deep Heat rub.

 

Toon4Life is Andrew Ridgeley

 

DMD has run up a lot of debt while waiting for the Nigerian prince to transfer the money into his bank account

 

According to Minxy's emails, she is a wealthy Nigerian Prince!

 

Obi Wan changed his name back because he couldn't feel the 4's.

 

DMD will be visiting SpecSavers after he was surprised to see a mail order monkey wrench arrive in the post. He thought he'd ordered a chimpanzee hooker.