Clattenberg to ref us vs Burnley

We've only lost two games under his officiation since 2003 (home games to Man City and Chelsea). In fact we've not lost an away game with him at all in that time.


Good news!

 

Get Macca to grow a shaggy hair do and beard and the daft, wig wearing bastard might think he's Ed Shearer or whatever he's called.

We'd get half a dozen peno's in the first half alone due to old slap heads love of the ginger minger.


It's bound to work.

 

He always seems really good when he refs us. Shame he can't stay out of trouble for long.

 

Other than pointing to the centre circle 4 or 5 times when we score, he won't have much to do.

 

He'll take an instant dislike to George's flowing locks and book him early and off after half time.

 

Never thought of that but you're bang on the moolah there mate.

He's be ****ing fuming when he sees Geo's luscious Barnet, the green mist will descend and the cards will be brandished.


It's so obvious.

 

Get a ****ing grip,the lot of you. He's a ref, therefore, he's a ****. That's the way it works, yes/no ?

 

Far and away my favourite ref. We're a nailed on cert to win with him out there.

 

Anyone who thinks the ref will decide the winner is deluded ..it's simple, we score more than we concede we win

 

Hopefully his refereeing performance is better than his musical taste

 

You don't remember Burnley away in October 2009 then?

 

If only that was in anyway true.

 

It's called quoting stats.