I like the cut of his jib.
He does appear to be an extreme Dick from Dick street in the county of Dickshire ,Dickland, to be found in the Dicklantic Ocean in the Northern hemisphere of planet Dick , currently orbiting the Dicky Way.

You'd have some fun though especially when he comes out with gems like this "Please note that we do not wish the custom of impolite, deluded and/or ignorant patrons."![]()
See when you write a review, how long does it take for it to go up?
If you want to stay up give it at least 2 stars and don't order the spicy sausage pizza aka pepparoni
http://www.quarestaurant.co.uk/id1.html
I wonder if they would they cut the spahgetti/tagliatelle into 25mm pieces.
.See when you write a review, how long does it take for it to go up?
When that greasy wop gets his hands on you, you guys are dead meat

When that greasy wop gets his hands on you, you guys are dead meat![]()