Summarise Our Season In Ten Words

Summarise the season thus far, using ten words. Winners will receive a luxury holiday to West Denton*.






[SUB]*Prize winners will be notified by post in 2-468 working days. As this competition is being run by JPF incorporated, anybody who has been owned (like Boro Gully) by or affiliated with the JPF and enters will be forcibly ejected and have their goolies removed (prison rules). In addition, if you have any outstanding gripes or complaints with the management in charge of the Newcastle first team playing squad, you will be liable to a naked flogging and subjected to the humiliating ignominy of the ceremonial stocks, whereby you will be labelled a wombat botherer with an appendage unflatteringly comparable to that of a midget-ant. Anybody using nine words or less is considered sexy, but any sub-human going a word over the ten word limit will be slain mercilessly by an irascible Bruce Forsyth in the knight's armour he wears around the house in a vain attempt to be called "Sir" by somebody. If Boro Gully posts on this thread he agrees I am better in every way and his life and claims to superiority are a fiction of one of his schizophrenic "friends". The luxury holiday is for one person only, unless the winner is 20-24, slim, brunette, pretty and A WOMAN, in which case JPF feels compelled to cum with you, I mean come. This competition is sexist in accordance with the new governmental policy of punishing men for being better at everything and thus patronizingly give the poor dears more opportunities. I would apologise to any women reading this, but the government have insisted they won't understand what I've written, despite getting better GSCE scores in English. Back to Home Economics for you and Julian.[/SUB]

 

Mostly **** but thankfully we've not lost eight nil. Yet.

 

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Beel, beel, beel, Pardew out
Beel, Beel, beel, Pardew In

 

The grass keeps growing and they've got a canny mower.

 

Pardew was making us look **** to fool opposition teams.

 

I can summarise in five Pardew Back From The Dead.

 

Fat Mike doesnt sack pal Pardew then we beat everyone.

 

Jimileysbaldhead inspires Toon revival by not giving up on Pardew.

 

Like a box of chocolates - never know what you'll get

 

MrTiote in dreamland, MrTiote's nightmare

 

We used to be ****e but now we're alright

 

Lose, Draw, Draw, Lose, Draw, Lose, Draw, Win, Win, Win

 

Four wins doesn't wash the foul tasting satanic jism away.

 

****. Don't need ten words. Expected nothing else. Rabbit clouds.

 

Obi Wan changes his username, Minxy is totally gutted

 

Doing well. JPF is jealous of Boro Gullys larger penis.

 

There's no difference between an Ikea pencil and Argos's's's's's pen

 

Well, that's easy, all I have to say is..............oh!

 

I reckon we've done remarkably ****e, then played remarkably well.