The NHS just had a complaint from members of staff that one of their team doesnt wear a bra and her saggy tits are putting them off and making them uncomfortable I kid you not (have a family member in HR) Have you heard of any weird or funny ones?
I was watching World's Craziest Fools with Mr T on BBC3 the other night. Yes, I know. Anyhoo, they played a phone call from a woman in the US who phoned the Police and asked them to come to MacDonalds and make them give her the correct cheeseburger.
There was one the other week - some school boys were in a pizza place and one of the kids placed an order - when it came back the person takng the order had wirtten "that ginger kid" on the receipt and handed it back to the customer. The parents were not very chuffed....
Not sure about complaints but for hilarity this is awesome, probably should put it on a thread of it's own. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns2WdbnB3vg
Yeah, I enjoyed that. Different to your run-of-the-mill prank calls inasmuch as it wasn't that funny during the body of the call, but the pay-off made me laugh quite a bit.
My bloody pizza no toppings! Oh its ****ing upside down! Its funny because he acctually didn't know it had no toppings until he checked the otherside..
It was doing the round a couple of years ago on the phone. No BS a few people said to me they heard my joke call to the pizza place. I admit it does sound like me. [video=youtube;EZYHjNdhnhI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZYHjNdhnhI[/video]
apparently B.O from colleagues is a big complaint funniest complain (sort of) i have seen was a guy (50ish) who lives near my family. he is living with this large woman i was outside having a ciggie whe i saw him rolling her towards their house they were both pissed and she was complaining because he was rolling her home and he was complaining because she was too heavy for him to pick up i pmsl
Not a complaint but funny as ****. Stick with it. [video=youtube;0fwrbxpO0Ng]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fwrbxpO0Ng[/video]
[video=youtube;OIIRmIQVXrE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIIRmIQVXrE&feature=related[/video] This one is really funny
My brother has a mate at the police dept. He took a call last week from a serious caller who was reporting an accident that hadn't happened yet. She claimed she was a psychic and there was going to be an accident that afternoon, she even pin-pointed the spot.
A true call, a family member who works for a computing firm told me about this phonecall: Caller: Hello, is this the Help Line? HelpLine: Yes, it is. How may I help you? Caller: The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed? HelpLine: I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder? Caller: Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer. HelpLine: Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it? Caller: It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it. At this point the HelpLine operator realised that the caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive. Yes, this happened in the USA.
