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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Jul 1, 2011.

  1. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    So white, from abroad & speak funny?


    We have a winner FRANCE

    spose thats ****ing racist as well is it?/
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    A pair of tights.
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <doh> Jesus H Christ.
     
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  4. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Thanks might try that<ok>
     
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  5. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    A good start. How far would you go racist joke wise?

    **** me. <laugh>
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    25/06/2011 04:55 PM #31
    THe Mighty Huth Rocks
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    Well i'm a racist homophobic, where do i stand on this debate????
     
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  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Bollocks - no level of racism is acceptable in any so called civilised country, I love jokes as much as the next man. Huths comments were not a 'joke' and to be totally honest my comments to Huth were good natured

    Whats disturbing is those who are saying 'why so serious' (again attempt at humour) are bringing forward arguments that you find on EDL/BNP websites

    Thats not aimed at you by the way,
     
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  8. Bollocks

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    I thought mine about Beyonce was borderline at best, to be honest.

    Was expecting a bit of a backlash from that. Might have to up my game.

    Why can Stevie Wonder not read?
     
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  9. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Not quite, this backtracking doesnt suit you

    You said white and said foreign when asked who, therefore distinguishing between white and non white

    so black/asian french maybe not France

    also to insult the french is racist no? under uk law
     
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  10. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    now get the link up to said thread, & read my post in context to said thread.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I know hundreds of Racist jokes, thousands maybe to be honest, I have an encyclopedic memory for all sorts of jokes but posting them on here might give people the wrong idea. So just one.

    What do you call a Sikh who works at the swimming baths?

    Dyehandyerbandin
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    An argument I'm sure Hitler would have come up with if only he had made it to the war. "But I thought EVERYONE hated Jews?!?"
     
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  13. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    No I will reiterate he distinguished white from foreign - therefore implying non white

    which is racist
     
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  14. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    Missed the Beyonce one. <laugh>

    I'll take a stab at the Stevie Wonder punchline being 'because he's black'?
     
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    Ok I have had enough.

    This thread is locked. Comment and you will receive an official warning.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    A guy finds an empty bottle and gives it a rub. Out pops a Genie who gives him one wish.

    He tells the Genie his wish and the Genie tells him it will come true in the morning.

    Next morning there's a knock at his front door and he opens it to see a bunch of guys dressed all in white with hoods on, they are carrying a rope.

    One of them says "Are you the guy who wants to be hung like a N****r?"
     
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  17. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    Nope.

    He never said anything about the race of "the ****ers" in the context of "taking over", therefore it was not racist. I get a feeling we're going to be going round in circles on this one.

    <laugh> <laugh>

    Enjoyed the capitalization of N****r too. <ok>
     
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  18. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    you want to hear funny 'racist' jokes google ralphie may

    Excellent comedian,
     
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  19. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    read reply no 3, then come back again
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Why don't you run down the shops while we tell jokes?
     
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