Acworth -bulmer maid of honor to Catherine howard lol she was given treason orders by henry himself and put in the tower of London where her boss got her head chopped off by the towers axeman she aparantly given a full kings pardon apon her bosses death now try and beat that one!when I come famous I do that for who do you think u are programme they love that one....
No topping that one Jono Apparently I have a bit of Spanish in me from a member of the Armada that shipwrecked on the Irish west coast marrying and settling there.
I'm a direct descendant of Sir Thomas Paine and I have a few famous relatives, explains why I'm so awesome
My grandmother ****ed an American air force dude in the 2nd ww and my dad was that bastard child. True story.
William Tell, the patron saint of Switzerland and some other saint. My cousin researched all this stuff. Reckon if you could trace back 1000 years you'd find everyone in Europe in your family tree.
Related to Capt. Boycott,though not proud of it happy that my family has become a recognised word in the OED.
My great great great great aunt was margaret mitchell, who was cousin of Doc holiday [video=youtube;KfbAFgD2mLo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfbAFgD2mLo[/video]
http://sandwalk.blogspot.co.uk/2009/10/are-you-descedant-of-charlemagne.html Of course, you inbreeding sweaties probably only need to go back 75 years Yacontcha!
