Obi Wan - Mod material?

Alright you're on...damn it

 

Knew it!!!!!

If you are any sort of man you'll pay up now! You fell into my trap. These wummers come on here and have no clue how clever I am.

Now lets see you squirm and get out of it.

 

That's because he is sending you pictures of mine Minxy. I wondered why he offered me so much money for them. Typical Obi, all geared towards the latest honey pot. I feel abused.

What does a fine young man like myself have to do to get a full compliment of username changes and the lifting of a ban to the Sunderland board? Given you already have pictures of my impressive phallus, you kinda of owe me already.

 

I know how Pards feels now, I too feel like a puppet

 

#zoomlensebaby

 

Hahahahahahahaha



Being especially good friends with Obi outside the forum (but enough about the midget threesome), I can honestly say Obi is like a true Mafia don. He take care of his familioni, and that's what makes him a great consiglieri, see. He whacks the right people to send a message. He's whacked me off a few times.

Sure, at the beginning, I didn't understand his sense of humour, and we clashed frequently (he called me a "Schifosa" ), but ultimately, I had half my brain-removed and now I understand he's actually hilarious

 

I've had enough of this now. That tit is still here.

I'm going now till he is banned. It's me or him.

I won't be back until he's gone.

Well, unless he's still here when I finish work.

I won't be back until he's gone or I finish work.

Well, unless I get bored.

I won't be back until, he's gone or I'm finished work or I get bored.

That is my final word on the matter.

I think.

 

Crap baby name that ACS.

ACS - Sly Stallone of Not606

 

I bet anybody £1000 they won't fight me in Cameroon (Chad is a **** hole)... We both go to a solicitor and put it in trust if you're not scared. Wuss. Knew it. You won't meet a stranger off a forum for a fight!

 

how much to fight you in Tibet?
I know all of the doormen on Everest and can have you removed by the local sherpas if you don't have a work permit.

 

Can I just add, the quality of modding on here is a joke. Whatever you do is wrong, I bet you breathe through your armpit .

Literally, everything that goes wrong on here is all your fault. You're all both soft as **** pussies and a way too brutal Nazi at the same time. Awful human beings. Bet your mum's are ashamed.

 

your mum wouldn't agree mate.



well at least she seemed happy enough this morning as I left.

 

Any time, any where...

I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want... If it's to make me look like a thick crybaby, then I can tell you, I don't have any comeback... What I do have is a very particular set of hankies, hankies bought at Asda on special offer, hankies that make me a nightmare for colds and the end of the Notebook... If you stop taking the piss now, I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... But if you don't, I will use my buddy to search your IP address, I will find you, and I will sob so hard into your clothes that my tears and slimy bogies become one, like every time you've broken up with a clinger

 

Ban him this instant!!!!!! He must be banned. He said things about my mum. I don't care if he didn't know the mother-son relationship I had enjoyed so much as a child has become twisted and warped by consequent arguments over the plot loopholes in Emmerdale and Coronation Street that it's now an unrecognizable sham whereby I spit on the birthday card I receive bi-annually from the dementia-riddled bitch, I don't care if it was a superbly hilarious generalisation comeback which made me chuckle before I became enraged by the underlying nasty underhanded tone I've decided it has, I want this **** banned.

Wait... Where's Obi? Sure, he's around when I've got company under 4ft 2 and over 45 years of age, but when it comes to serious ****

 

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fightgate.

 

OK. OK. To bring some honour and respect back to this forum, I take DMW's points and accept standing down as Mod.

I wish to make a public apology to DMW, to my fellow Mods and to all other forum users.

There can be no excuse for abusing Mod powers in this way. None at all. And for that, I am sorry.

You guys all deserve somebody better. Somebody who will wear the Mod badge with pride and who will do the right things for the good of the forum. In a selfless way. It's not right to have some prick amending other people's posts just for his own amusement.

Not that it means anything, as there are no excuses, but I did have a genuine reason for this terrible selfish action. When I saw just how big DMW's 'thingy' is, I just cracked. I lost it. You guys have no idea what it's like living each day with a tiny, minuscule penis. None at all. Well, maybe you do ACS, but the rest just don't understand how low, useless, unwanted, lonely, inadequate and shameful we feel - all the time! You guys having your laughs about how big you are, while beating your chests like real men. Meanwhile, I'm hiding in the corner with the lights turned low, hoping nobody can see me. When DMW revealed himself, I felt like I was taking on Darth Maul with his doubled bladed, extendable lightsaber, while I was armed with only a tooth pick. So I cracked. Yes, I changed his post. It's true! But you should try being me for a day. You bastards don't understand and you don't give a damn either. Yes I have a teeny, tiny penis, but that doesn't mean I'm not human. I have feelings too! Do you really take pride in making a man snap like a twig? Well you've got your way. I do step down from being a Mod. In fact, I probably won't ever post on here again now I've shared my shame with you all. I just hope you can all look at yourselves in the mirror tomorrow and still respect the person you're stating at. Or at least still admire your enormous manhood knowing there are some out there whose lives are ruined by the sheer manly scale your dongs. You've certainly ruined mine.

**Was joking about ACS. He has a massive slab of man meat, hell it's like Morrisons meat counter when he drops his yellow chinos.

 

Pfftttt apologies... LYNCH HIM!!!!!! My rock's bigger than all yours (hahahahaha ACS' pebble ), so I get first throw

 

JPF does - his mum told me. She thought it was small after she had seen ACS's in comparison, but I helped her to realise that ACS is small and JPF is tiny.

You're welcome Mrs Front!

 

you know jpf's mam too? guess you were the 10-11 appointment.

 

I'd rather have a tiny appendage than that 12 inch thing you drag around!!! That's not a penis, it's a foot! #mutant