You'd also have to dangle your genitals in a bucket of ice for several days to get them down to the right size <squirreldick>
You seem to have a strange fascination with other people's genitals. First ER's and now mine. Where is it you live again? Brighton? Figgers.
It's not a joke, it's an observation i've made, other people seem to have noticed it too. So what's the script, why do you keep talking about men's penises?
'keep talking'? Why are you asking me this? I'm honestly not interested in your penis, so please go and bore someone else
Why mention it then? Do everyone a favour and stop acting like some wee fanny spoiling every thread I post on