I'm dressing up as Gambol. Spill red wine over yer shirt and annoy people, and that's all there is to it.
I intended to dress up as John Wayne so I asked the wife to buy me a cowboy outfit... she put a bid in for Rangers.
I'm going as Dev. It'll mean shaving my head, supping a helium balloon, strapping doormats to my back and chest and attaching shoes to my knees so I can walk about in comic fashion. Probably spend most of the night getting stoned and arguing with c**ts.
I'm going as Dundee Donny, Just going to pull about a kidney dialysis machine and wear a hippie wig (& hold a Yes sign)