Up To Much This Weekend?

Me and the bhoy are going to the game on Saturday then pub afterwards. I'll probably just stay for a few then go for a fish supper and up the road, the bhoy will probably stay out til' all hours with his pals.

Anybody got anything planned?

 

I'm going to be teaching underprivileged kids about drugs.

How to use them effectively etc.

 

I'll get tanked up in the pub, go to the football, punch an opposition player if he gets close enough, punch a police horse, racially abuse an opposition player and after the match go back to the pub.

Pretty routine stuff.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/bristol-rovers-mansfield-police-horse-3493681

http://www.essexchronicle.co.uk/Bristol-Rovers-investigate-alleged-attack/story-22892618-detail/story.html

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/08/bristol-rovers-action-fans-racially-abuse-jason-brown

 

Being from Bristol you'll probably try shagging your sister at the train station as well.

 

I'll probs just put things in ma arse and hope that I don't rupture something

 

I edited my previous post to give it some credibility.

 

...that's Motherwell yer thinkin of

Why ye wid think of it is another question entirely

 

I have Piano lessons on Saturday, then I do bible reading lessons on Sunday. Then I go home and....Rape my dog.

 

I don't think you can be the rapist if you are the one on the receiving end.

Yacontcha!

 

Seriously **** off

 

Nowt worse than having an embarrassing father.

I'm following my daughter on Instagram and keep asking her 14yo pals for tit pics.

 

I'm going to my six year old nephew's fancy dress Halloween party dressed as Jimmy Savile.

 

Good chance you'll get your hole then.

Kids just couldn't resist Savile's sexiness.

 

wurkin ra morra

pairty efterr it.

pub crawl up Ian's way if anycunt's interestit

 

Got a quiet one planned - couple of beers tonight but nothing major, bit of work tomorrow and watching horse racing and footie. Oh and reporting my nieces to the Police for demanding money with menaces when they come round to my place trick or treating.

 

^^^^

Jewish ***** victims.

 

Grounded

 

Halloween party tonight at Chez Provan.

All the usual party games, bobbing for apples, eating treacle scones dangling on a string, wife swapping, a normal weekend.

 

Halloween party at Chateau Beale, bit of karaoke:

Me: Ya yoyo coco jambo yaya yey, ya yoyo coco jambo yaya yeh

Me: Ya yoyo coco jambo yaya yey, ya yoyo coco jambo yaya yeh