Ok sewer rats you have important northerners in town for the weekend. Please keep all your dirty germs to yourselves I don't want to be catching anything. My northern brothers can rest assured I will wipe my feet on the way out and take multiple showers as soon as I get home. Not sure I am getting to Wimbledon dogs on Saturday night but if anyone has any good suggestions for something to do in central or sw London tomorrow or Saturday for the Mrs and I speak up.
Do I need vaccines? I would take some with you mukka so you can hand them out to everyone you make contact with
The real reason they tried to deport me was that highering the tone, they don't like culture oop North.