It's not the magnetic jobby that needs explanation. It's the 'plastic penis in twat' that does. You've taken a harmless thread to a dark place Ern. Very dark indeed. Please explain yourself.
His todger is a corkscrew. Her hands are above her head and fashioned into a bottle opener. The two separate devices fit snugly together in an ergonomically functional manner, joined amidships, so to speak. It's quite charming in its own way. Although I wouldn't whip it out if the Mother-in-Law was to come round and ask for a milk stout.
I've still got a "round thing" I won offa BFBS radio many years ago whilst pissed at home. I was disappointed when it turned up and was just a round bottle opener.
My normal bottle opener for home use is on a particularly nice waiters friend. I do have a lot of affection for my battered old single purpose bottle opener that has been attached to my keyring for the last 25 years. You'll never find me unprepared in the face of bottley goodness arriving at short notice. Edit: Oh, and if in a rush will use one which invariably is part of most standard tin openers these days.
Just been reading this review of Lion & Key on TripAdvisor. Looks like the secret of our lovely deep fried sage puddings is out there. Next it will be our fried potato chunk spice.
