Post a lie about the poster above.

Dan has written the software for the all new Not606 website.

Well done Dan !

 

Vic bathes in asses milk every night

 

Minxy always has a 13 amp plug about her person, and nobody knows why.

 

Minxy's taking over from Karen Bardy on the Apprentice next year

 

Dan's 3rd nipple leaks when he hears a baby cry

 

Minxy makes her own shoes and hats from coconut husks.

 

Dutch has been approached by Mick to become the new Super Super Super Mod.

What a title.

 

Vic's opening an alternative sports forum for kids - it's called dot to dot 606

 

Dan has joined the Perfect Match dating site, and is now the proud owner of 1925.

 

Dutch loves to attend parties, especially when they serve the Happy Meals .

 

Vic has sent me a PM request asking for pictures of me in a miniskirt.

 

You misread Dutch , it was a picture of you sucking your minimilk.

Walls

 

Vic has sent me a PM request asking if he can buy my, now redundant, miniskirt.

 

I did indeed send such a request, only if it's still attached to the "Doll".

Please disinfect before posting.

 

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Vic had a new girlfriend but he let her down.

 

Obi payed for the Alan Shearer shirt which adorned the Angel of the North.

 

Vic's wishing he could find a girlfriend to go down on him.

 

DMD wishes he could talk to women without the aid of alcohol

 

Minxy wishes DMD could talk to her without the aid of alcohol.

 

Minxy's cellar contains a magical gateway to an alternative universe where unicorns roam free and love rules supreme.

She keeps the hoover in it.