Reasons to be positive

I just don't want you getting in trouble with the leftie, PC, treehugging, Mary Whitehouse a....hole licking brigade, did I miss any one ... for bullying

 

You forgot anti Nazis.

 

My Auntie was never a Nancy......... Her name was Auntie Eva..

 

I knew your resentment was because you had a Brown (Braun) in the family. How pleased you must be that we fired the Darko.

 

Bet you use the shaver though.........I'd sack all the Eyeties as well, but they only stay when they are winning..

 

It's the Krupps coffee machine, wanting to fly on Fokker aircraft and own a Porsche that gives it away.

 

On your wages you could afford...

 

Not while she spends at the rate she does. I have to settle for the coffee machine, used to fly BMI on Fokker 100 to LHR twice a week back in the day.