Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Utd fans are hoping Port Vale do them a favour in the FA Cup, and knock MK Dons out

 

But then... how will Utd beat Port Vale?

 

No worries. If they can beat QPR they can beat anyone (bar MK Dons of course)

 

85 degrees at the end of October. Not used to this weather down here!

HOw in the ****in hell is everyone? RHC, I have a nice bronze to me now, your daughters will love it.

 

****off yank

 

It's going to be 20degrees on Halloween here apparently

 

I can imagine your bald cranium being beet red!

 

how you doing then you yanky batard? Ready to come back as a mod and replace these useless youngsters?

 

But you're not young?

 

I figured it was a mad house after the US took its army out.

Good man, very busy with the new role but loving it. Starting to find my feet a bit with all the hand shaking and meeting new people type of world. You find a big chunk of the club are happy with things but those small percent who like to find fault are a right pain in the ass!!!!

 

And they say Germans have no sense of humour

 

At least most of them can write in English.

 

When you taking over the world then?

 

Eh...?

 

I agree.

 

I thought I'd be more German

 

Will I get Tom Cruise to play me in a film?

#valkyrie

(Not sure I want Tom Cruise playing me in a film...)

 

You want tom Cruise to play you


I recon you'd be played by Philip Seymour Hoffman

 

I reckon you'd be played by Dr. Evil.

 

Its the baldness isn't it?