O/T Well I think it's funny .....

You sir are a liar

 

That's been used too many times tbh.

Remember the rule, 'original, witty or intelligent' ...... you fail on all three tbh.

But, everyone loves a trier ...... keep going and I'll promise to 'pat you on the head' if you succeed

 

"dance puppet dance"

 

Irony alert as the not606 gimp writes the same comment he's been writing for 45 pages

 

So he's STILL absolutely fizzing I see.

Can't be bothered reading through, but can anyone summarise how many essays, smileys and 'dance puppet dance' comments he's hit out with? Cheers.

 

Perhaps you can explain with, people desperately trying to appear intelligent, use this faux Dickensian patter.

Always 'you sir' or 'methinks' etc ........ it's more than a little pathetic.

Anyway, you were saying about it being me who asked to meet up with a stranger off the internet ......

 

It seems to me that the not606 GC underclass use the words beel or beeling as a substitute for 'I'm beat and don't know what else to say'...

 

We've had:

- 3 essays
- 37 references to dancing puppets
- 21 remarks about strings being pulled
- 48736273 smileys

Clock has been running for 28 minutes.

 

If that's puppet-slang for 'laughing my arse off at people floundering on the internet' then, yes I'm definitely fizzing

How kind of you to come on my thread and perform your little for me.

Do pop in from time to time

 

Nice to see you're managing to find ways of filling in your time ..... bless

 

Latest results just in:

- 3 essays
- 38 references to dancing puppets
- 21 remarks about strings being pulled
- 48736278 smileys

 

We have a winner .... your lucky day mate, I believe the little puppets are giving out prizes

 

Fresh results, updated by the minute:

- 3 essays
- 38 references to dancing puppets
- 21 remarks about strings being pulled
- 48736279 smileys

And newly added:

- 23726 ironic comments about time well spent

 

^^^ shoddy, shabby fart-brained liar

 

Fresh results, updated by the minute:

- 3 essays
- 39 references to dancing puppets
- 21 remarks about strings being pulled
- 48736280 smileys
- 23726 ironic comments about time well spent

 

and your MY BITCH

 

Clock is at 35 minutes and counting.

 

I of you half wits banned off my thread.

33736 uses of 'beeling'.

28339 uses of 'fizzing'.

Zero blows landed on Smug

Anyway, I'll pop in later to see if you're all behaving ........ and remember, 'keeeeep dancing'

 

It's getting to easy Smug...Do you reckon you can string them out past the thousand post mark?

 

I OWN YOU SMUG


note: the evidence for the above comment is based upon my personal definition of winning