1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Telford's Balls

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by DT Footspa, Oct 27, 2014.

  1. DT Footspa

    DT Footspa Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2014
    Messages:
    1,706
    Likes Received:
    40
    Would just like to go on record that I have no intention and I repeat no intention of removing Telford's Balls nevermind then trying to feed them to him ... It was a moment of madness and I apologise to the forum

    I will be having a word with myself later on mark my words
     
    #1
  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    115,941
    Likes Received:
    232,005
    phew
    I bet micks pleased

    that would definitely of made the papers
     
    #2
  3. queenslandrangers

    queenslandrangers Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2011
    Messages:
    1,226
    Likes Received:
    53
    BOOOOOO! We want a Castration! DT you use to be so much more fun.
     
    #3
  4. DT Footspa

    DT Footspa Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2014
    Messages:
    1,706
    Likes Received:
    40
    Don't get me wrong lads as No kid bull I was castrating piglets at the age of 5 … (well i was mainly on the malachite green painting until I was promoted to the one quick slit and bob's your aunty… used to throw them gubbins straight down the throat of the farm labrador

    It's just this on review I don't think Telford deserves this and i was wrong to even think it … in fact the idea was completely stupid
     
    #4
  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    115,941
    Likes Received:
    232,005
    could have been the half time entertainment
     
    #5
  6. Telford Ranger

    Telford Ranger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 12, 2013
    Messages:
    509
    Likes Received:
    307
    Nah, that'd be watching DT attempting to pry them loose from Mrs TR's vice-like grip.
     
    #6
  7. Kilburn

    Kilburn Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2011
    Messages:
    16,316
    Likes Received:
    10,023
    Perhaps try out a pair of these for size?

    please log in to view this image


    Bull Testicles

    Rumored to be more potent than Viagra, Bull Balls Soup (or “Soup No. 5” in the vernacular) is a distinctly Filipino libido-enhancer. The bull testicles are cooked in a stew with beef broth and vegetables. The dish is then paired with rice, like your regular Sinigang, and it also comes in the form of beer. Folklore claims that consuming something that resembles, or is, a reproductive organ transfers the sexual potencies of the object to the diner. But forget about the testosterone that once filled these bull balls, because the cooking process eliminates the hormones anyway. Still, you’ve probably got a big pair if you can bite into these spongy animal-members without flinching!


    http://www.pepper.ph/6-local-aphrodisiacs/
     
    #7
  8. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    115,941
    Likes Received:
    232,005
    I for one don't want to drink anything that comes out of bulls balls
    seem quite cheap though
     
    #8
  9. Kilburn

    Kilburn Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2011
    Messages:
    16,316
    Likes Received:
    10,023
    How about settling for a bottle of this instead?

    please log in to view this image


    Bulls Blood of Eger, or Egri Bikaver unusual name refers to the time in the 16th century when the town of Eger was besieged by an invading Turkish army. The defending soldiers fought back fiercely. So fiercely that when they were observed by the Turks drinking local red wine which stained their beards red the Turks assumed the ferocity was gained by drinking the blood of bulls.
    This wine is a blend of Kekfrankos, Merlot and Cabernet Franc and was very pleasant.
     
    #9

Share This Page