Post a lie about the poster above.

Kiwi's uncle was Ray Davies' inspiration for the song "dedicated follower of fashion"

 

dan has had it fixed by jim 3 times

 

Humpty dumpty fell off the wall because kiwi pushed him

 

I knew it!

Dan only brushes his teeth on birthdays and at Christmas.

 

Just as well every day is a birthday on planet Starkey then! Obi was lined up to be the next Milky Bar Kid but got replaced when he was heard saying "i'd still rather have a Curly whirly"

 

When he thinks nobody is looking, Dan still likes to suck his thumb and hug his teddy bear.

 

Obi is still Newcastles oldest mascot to date .

 

Is vic there will pay an advertising consultant to come up with a new user name if he ever finds out where his vapour rub is.

 

Somebody once asked dmd if this was the way to Amarillo - he said it wasn't and gave them directions to Aberystwyth instead.

 

Dan's recent operation was a great success & she would now like to be know as Gloria

 

Minxy is preparing seriously for the next Isle of Man TT.

Good luck x

 

Thanks .... I'll need it


Vic's Tourettes is getting worse

 

minxy was banned from her local pizza restaurant for abusing the eat as much as you want salad system
and never once ordering pizza

 

Kiwi still eats worms

 

Minxy was dreaming of being a slug, then woke up after slipping out of bed to find herself covered in baby oil

 

Brb was dreaming of Minxy covered in baby oil

 

Minxy's dreams of becoming the face of the Rolo adverts were shattered when she refused to give the producer her last one.

 

Elland won't rip you off when he sells you a house

Shaks is teetotal

Millwall steve doesn't spend every waking moment playing with his Hornby 0-0 train set.

 

Chippy hasn't totally grasped this thread as he is suffers with short term memory loss.

 

Is Vic there was named after the Queen Vic from Eastenders