Not Defending The Guy?

So, you meant Gas. Understood.

 

48 years in prison is not considered a punishment to someone who resides in Slough or Halifax.

 

I've been punished for longer - by watching my team (try to) play football.
My brother 's youngest son had been naughty during Tuesday - and asked if he would be punished - he was told yes -you're definitely going to the game tonight.
.......and we lost (again)

 

...amazing. Tell us more.

 

He can't tell us more, because it didn't happen.(not the losing bit)

 

The **** bucket should of been hung end off

 

"hanged" not "hung"

 

*hunged

 

*butplugged

 

*buttplugged

 

I bow to your superior knowledge.

 

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I was only guessing it was spelled that way, I don't know for sure

 

...while I'm bowing to your superior knowledge take the chance to find out which plug is correct <ouch>

 

I loved the bit about him using his Army jungle training to camp out in Hertfordshire.

I'd always imagined it being a bit more built up.