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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Commachio, Oct 22, 2014.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    All valid points, but, each in different context.

    Why can you not see this ya banker?
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ..****, ah forgot, it's cos yer a banker.
     
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  3. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    Don't fall that one, the owner was probably lying too.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    boooo
     
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  5. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Facts about Scousers -

    50% of Scousers have no ears
    It is impossible for a Scouser to learn Mandarin
    The word Scouser literally means 'Cambodian Mouse' in Gaelic dialects
    The abacus was definitely not invented by a Scouser
    No Scouser has ever left the Isle of Wight alive
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Both valid points, but one more valid than the other, because stealing from dead people in those circumstances show what lengths they go to be thieving bastards, hence a very valid point.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^ banker - fails to understand where they went wrong
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    What you did teach me today which I failed to know was that the oedipal complex is the same and less common way of saying oedipus complex. This place is a mine of information.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    what id ya are in a bar/disco.(a ****ing normal one you think) and eyeing the blurt up, and it's getting to closing time, and some **** tries to give you a peck goodnight/

    how do you react?



    i know ive left mesell wide oprn for abuse here...but/
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Valid. <ok>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...I would say you got chatted up.
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    so how would you feel, if you were getting chatted up by a ****?

    would you roll with it.:emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I have got chatted up by two ****s, both on the same night, on canal street in Manchester. I was chuffed. No ma thing but being found attractive by other people is never a bad thing.
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    The outcome was?


    A few more bevys, who knows what might have happened.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I said naw.

    My missus, who was with me at the time, got chatted up by a lesbo. I said aye to that, she said naw.
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh> was it a git big man;y looking dyke, or a wee skinny skineed one, or just some smart tart who likes to snuffle the rug?
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    All of the above, possibly. I was pished and frankly chuffed that I got hit on by any sex.
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    public kissing is great, try to make the general public feel as uncomfortable as possible.
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Even on a family nudist beach with random strangers?
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Every time I say "hullo, doll" jen gets a wide on.
     
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