I once asked a bus driver how much he would charge me to Oldham. "Why, nothing!", he chirruped, with a cheeky grin, "If you let me 'old yours as well!" Saucy git
I was at the bus stop and I saw a man with no arms and no legs waiting at the bust stop ... As the bus approached I decided to strike up a conversation: "How you getting on?" He went ballistic! Some people are so rude.
On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow that is one ugly baby." The woman deeply hurt just continued on the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asks "What's wrong you look mad?" She replied "I am. That bus driver just insulted me." "You shouldn't take that from him." the man replied. "He's a public worker and should give you respect. If I was you I would take down his badge number and report him. "You're right sir I think I will report him." The elderly man says, "You go on up there and get his badge number. I'll hold your monkey for you."
they aren't very practical though, when the wine level gets low you would pretty much have to have the bottle upside down and the wine would just be spilt over your drunken face.
*valid point How can ye have a very valid point? It's either valid or not (often called invalid). Ya fud.
I'll amend this by adding it's acceptable to have a quick peck on the lips with your girlfriend/wife/husband/boyfriend in public. People havin a full on tongue wrestling winch in public is just plain wrong.
