Ah London, what a magnificent city. See Dogalarse, i'll get ya thread back on track, cos it's a corker.
Yeah I particularly like the scenery in London, Hyde Park... not the gay bit with the benches mind, **** going anywhere near there. Trust Dougie to start a thread about mincers in Hyde Park.
I'm just glad you're sober Comm otherwise this would have fell apart on page 1! f**ing London's for ****s, s**t thread. <huge pair of tits> Tell you what though, there's some weirdo's on London's streets, you can't walk for longer than 100 yards without spotting somebody completely off their rocker.
made me chuckle that did, you know me to well.. So i think we have established the thought behind this thread.. The North East is to masculine for Douggie, and he wanted to talk about the London queens, especially around Hyde Park, and got some useful culinary tips to woo his new bestest friend with, thrown in for good measure. Been a roaring success i feel, bet douggie don't give us any thanks though..It's like being an Agony Aunt on here at times.
FFS It's a thankless task mate, I agree. Some people must think we have nothing better to do than answer their questions, to the best of our ability. I'd just like to say, if anybody wants to use any of my research for a dissertation or book they can feel free to go ahead and do so without seeking my prior permission.
Just bear in mind that it would then have to be classed as 'Fiction' as most of what I say is bollocks.
Pearly queens are great they have a thing called a knees up and they start doing lots of funny dances. The jellied eels in london are great and if you have them next to the gherkin they out a gherkin in them for you as well free of charge and out salt and pepper on top of it.
f**ing pearly queens. What the hells that about? Dressing up with shells on their clothes and singing about boiled beef and carrots ffs. Gercha!
Really man, wtf? The pearly queen on the left is quite scary, it looks like Mike Reid. please log in to view this image
