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Liverpool v Real Madrid Jinx Thread!

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Oct 22, 2014.

  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    rodgers picks all slowest players possible. toures, gerrard, lucas.
     
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  2. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    RM treat Gerrard as some form of mini roundabout, like everyone else we have played this year have.
     
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  3. Lucas Talking

    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    Johnson to man mark Ronaldo

    Edit: in fact - just Johnson
     
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  4. Daveunited

    Daveunited Well-Known Member

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    Liverpool win or draw

    <whistle>
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Out! Bloody Mancs. :biggrin:
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Wife refuses sex with me tonight after watching Real not lose by 10 clear goals.
     
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  7. dan1231

    dan1231 New Member

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    Lucas brings down Ronaldo through on goal in the 1st minute and as last man has to go off. Ronaldo scores the resulting penalty in which Mignolet dislocates his shoulder going down to his right, tipping the ball onto the post but the ball trickling in off a goal post rebound from Mignolet's bonce.

    The game restarts with Balotelli getting a soft yellow card for a trip and then ten minutes later reacts to a Pepe lunge by throwing the ball at the ref and gets sent off. Gerrard pulls up with a groiny and is replaced by Coutinho who should have started in the first place but we are now down to nine men. Madrid get a free kick in the 23rd minute, ball comes across the box and goes in off Sterling - own goal, spookily similar to Richard Dunne's owny on Sunday.

    2-0, down to nine men and into the second half. The lads put up a brave fight but Ramos in the 67th minute decides to go for a run from the half way line and mazily dribbles through the entire Liverpool team and slots it past Brad Jones who is dazzled by a laser pen from the Madrid end. 3-0 win for Madrid and a pretty disastrous night only made worse when rumours surface from the tunnel that Arbeloa has been headbutted by a furious Glen Johnson and the ensuing free-for-all is captured on camera and will be on Youtube tomorrow.

    Rodgers says we did OK and is proud of the boys.

    That's 2-0, 3-0, 4-0. More worst case scenarios and they won't happen.
     
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  8. I won't win the lottery
     
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  9. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    but you can win the hearts of the American people G. <ok>
     
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  10. Anfieldheros

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    Good start...all forgot to pose for the photo :)
     
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  11. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    The officials give Real every decision regardless of the rules

    Oh **** I was too late <doh>
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    We didn't put a foot in to get a free

    We played 2/3 frees we could've loaded the box short

    We saw lallana caught offside 5/6 times

    We took off coutinho for no good reason

    Then there the gaps after 20 mins, Neville called it and it's really a trend. We can't play with intensity for more than that ever.... Are we even a fit side???)
     
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  13. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Too much resting :bandit:
     
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