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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    With commodities being bought and sold in USD, there'd be no reason to have such a thing in Chinese territory. I don't think China would have any objections to be honest. They rely too much on western consumerism to rock the boat.

    Unless it was Zurich, there's incentives to be had there for brown envelope pushers.

    I'd have it as Amsterdam, HQ right in the red light area, just so the arab nations could be tempted to have a few spliffs and a bit of sexy-time and chill the f** out.
     
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    It's actually spelled 'Beijing'.

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    You can bet the French would somehow fix it to be Paris
     
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  4. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    Diddles did something wrong? Good grief!
     
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  5. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬ Forum Moderator

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    &#21482;&#26159;&#20026;&#20102;&#30475;&#30475;&#20320;&#27491;&#22312;&#30475; <whistle>
    :laugh:
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I actually translated that <laugh>

    It come out as Television, computer desk, picnic table, wonky seven, pot noodle, pot noodle, shower, climbing frame, greenhouse, pot noodle.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Loving this way this thread has turned.<laugh>
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

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    &#32923;&#38376;&#29664;&#20063;&#21487;&#20197;&#26159;&#29992;&#20110;&#21046;&#36896;&#31639;&#30424;&#26377;&#29992;
     
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  9. Commachio

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    Yes, yes i have, but added lots of chilli to disguise the taste.
     
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  10. its been fun thanks :)

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    likewise mate its a good laugh - my missus just asked me why I'm chuckling :grin:
     
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  11. its been fun thanks :)

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    &#26159;&#30340;&#65292;&#20320;&#31639;&#20320;&#30340;&#31069;&#31119; :angel:
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

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    Go translate that from Chinese to English mate, you'll not want to be putting them in your mouth. <laugh> FFS
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I bet you don't even need to use translate like us thick bastards, you're fluent in Cantonese, or Mandarin...both.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    I prefer to just make up the translation in my head.:emoticon-0102-bigsm

    It's like listening to some of these ****ers over here, half the time, ain't gotta ****ing clue what they are on about, so just have a wild guess, It's more fun that way.
     
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  15. Rick O'Shea

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    Bet that blokes willy was suffered.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It was definitely more fun for me this time!

    When I was in Samui I convinced myself that Sawadee Kha was Thai for "I want your cock" hahaha ****ing sluts everywhere, with their hands together begging for it off me.
     
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  17. Commachio

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    No that had already gone, some bloke selling pigs trotters at the market did it for 200baht.
     
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    <laugh>. mind it may well do.
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

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    Especially when they're asking for a new driveway and you go in and plough their house to the ground. <laugh>
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

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    No it definitely doesn't, they ran off every time I got it out.
     
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