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Nae luck Pt 2

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    A DWARF stripper got a bride-to-be pregnant after her hen night celebrations got a little too wild.
    The guilty woman had to confess to cheating on her husband with her entertainer after giving birth to a child with dwarfism at a hospital in Valencia.
    A Spanish news website revealed the incident today and it was quickly picked up by local and national media.
    Neither the hospital nor the woman have been named.
    Her encounter is said to have occurred at the start of the year.
    Reportedly in the dark, the cheating wife's partner was of the firm belief the child was his - until it was born.
    Website LasCincoDelDia, which broke the news, said: “Neither her closest female friends or her family knew she had sex with the midget stripper but once she had her son in her arms, she broke down and confessed what had happened.
    “As you can imagine no-one that sleeps with a stripper at her hen night broadcasts it or at least they try to take their secret to the grave.
    “But the protagonist of this episode had no choice but to confess and could never have pretended the boy was her husband’s because of a little problem - the child was born with dwarfism.”
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Durty hoor

    <laugh>
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    in other news,

    David Livingstone discovered the source of the Nile
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I bet he was not Happy.
     
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  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Defo Grumpy that his Mrs was Sleepy with a stripper, they Dopey cow... she was not Bashful and f**ed a midget. Should have went to the Doc.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Did he? <whistle>
     
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