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Cher Lloyd

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  1. Bollocks

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    You know what's strange?

    I sometimes use a mental image of an ugly bird when I'm using the **** bank for my stimulation.

    Do other people ever think of the boiler from the checkout at Tescos? Or do you always think about your hot 17 year old neighbour that you saw sunbathing in the garden?

    What's in your ****bank?

    Any armchair psychologists care to speculate as to why this may be?
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Because the brute from Tesco would probably let you ride her whereas the 17 year old neighbour would probably phone the cops if you threw the moves on.
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    She's a bit scrawny, kind of pikey looking and should be returned to her council estate to live a life of misery and drudgery but she's ok looking in the right makeup/light and skinny and did I mention I like skinny birds?

    Every time I go to Tesco I see 10 to 20 birds better looking than her and 10 to 20 blokes walking round with a monster so I guess that makes her average.
     
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  4. Bollocks

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    You're good.
     
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  5. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Cher lloyd, should equate to a ****ing chair over her head, total slag, thats why i'd **** her senseless
     
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  6. Chief

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    <ok>
     
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  7. jenthesaint1990

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    theres probably some anorexic dating sites you should try <ok>
     
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  8. Bollocks

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    I was going to make a joke about buying them dinner or something, but I can't be arsed.
     
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  9. Bloody Wanker

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    Sounds like a mixture of all the generic bullshit that's incessently pumped through our brains day to day.

    Pathetic effort at a record.
     
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  10. Roquefort Junior

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    Your so right. It's like a competition to see who can write (or have others write for them) the worst song imaginable. This makes the 90's music scene sound acceptable...
     
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  11. Leon Bessi

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    what is swagger jagger and how does one acquire it?

    on a side note, was I the only one to think the music video was completely spastic?
     
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  12. dame

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    she looks like shes applied her make-up with a ****ing shotgun
     
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  13. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    was listening to Deep Purple when i read this, had a look, what fkheads would like that slag???? unless they were 13 and mass debating
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    This! Lol!
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    I souls still smash her back doors in though....
     
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