Match Day Thread Official Fantasy Premier League 2014/15 thread - OT

Not as bad as my tom ince lol. I don't even rate him

 

Every player I pick gets crocked.

Think I better check Newcastle's fixture list and start transfering in the 'star players' we are due to play against.

That way either:
1) their best players will get crocked ahead of our match and we might stand half a chance, or
2) they will play against Toon and give me loads of points.

 

Time to put Crouch in, he's due to go a scoring run before long, starting against us.
Better value for money than the likes of that useless Costa.

 

Finally having a decent week and then up steps Rooney!

 

Maybe KGB tapped him up?

 

After another shocking week, I'm finally knocked off me perch.
I'm not happy with the under performing twats, I might have to think of that Wildcard soon.

I've got Shawcross tonight, so a few more minus points wouldn't go amiss.

 

At last the Lads are responding to my training methods.



I can only see great things on the horizon......problem is that's probably as close as I will get!!!!!!!!!

 

It's not the players' fault, nor you the manager, it's those bloody annoying fans putting pressure on you all. At least you have the backing of the owner! So you go polish your Manager of the Month award and you show 'em what you're made of!

 

You may be right there. My fans have no idea.
The youngest son has been having a right go at me this week about being knocked off the top.
The wife has been bitchin on and even the dog had a sort of 'sneering, laughing, vicious bark' at me yesterday.
I have to get back on top or life will become a living hell and I'll be forced to quit Football Management forever.
Sod that. I think I'll wait for a big pay-off.

 

Standings updated.

 

Slowllllyyyyy creeping up the league. Look out Roland, I'm right behind you!
Although I have a 'sexy bastard' in my sights!

 

Putting HBA in has really worked out for me.................the FAT **** was an unused sub. Must be really impressing Bruce.

 

Slowly crawling my way up the league to the heady heights of 18th.. Finally gave into the inevitable and got shot of that twonk Rooney for Costa ... Now need to cull the lump of useless (formally known as Lukaku) and get in another cheapo but worth it Forward ..while strengthening my midfield as that seems where I get most points from

 

Cracking week as I slowly make my way down the league, meeting pre-season expectations.
Honeymoon period is now over for the team and unless the players get their act together they will be out, sacked, guillotined or sent to Pennywell for f****** the manager about.

 

Updated.

 

He fell out with Brucey after an argument at the after match buffet last week. No idea what it was about mind.

 

Can't believe that my top scorer and Captain, Diego Costa, has been left out and I am absolutely delighted - Aguero is my vice Captain!

 

Standings updated.

 

is JPF 'INTER THEIRSISTER'?

 

I'm so sure he is that if he isn't I'll get the Fenwick's window creeper to do his thing in the window