Have you ever seen a dead body?

I had mice a couple of years ago, so I had to dispose of their dead bodies when I emptied the traps in the morning.

 

My wife plays dead every time I get a boner....Does that count.

 

Have I seen a dead body?

Well, my ex during sex looked and felt like a very close approximation, I must say.

 

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Excellent

 

you 'orrible bastard

 

Your wife say's that when you die your headstone should read "Stiff at last"

 

Saw a guy on a motorbike run into the back of a lorry with scaffold poles, wasnt very nice

 

one of my special forces patrol medics course was to visit a morgue, interesting they cut the skull then fill it with newspaper, they use boltcutters to cut the ribcage, btw it stinks