You know what's strange? I sometimes use a mental image of an ugly bird when I'm using the **** bank for my stimulation. Do other people ever think of the boiler from the checkout at Tescos? Or do you always think about your hot 17 year old neighbour that you saw sunbathing in the garden? What's in your ****bank? Any armchair psychologists care to speculate as to why this may be?
Because the brute from Tesco would probably let you ride her whereas the 17 year old neighbour would probably phone the cops if you threw the moves on.
She's a bit scrawny, kind of pikey looking and should be returned to her council estate to live a life of misery and drudgery but she's ok looking in the right makeup/light and skinny and did I mention I like skinny birds? Every time I go to Tesco I see 10 to 20 birds better looking than her and 10 to 20 blokes walking round with a monster so I guess that makes her average.
Cher lloyd, should equate to a ****ing chair over her head, total slag, thats why i'd **** her senseless
Sounds like a mixture of all the generic bullshit that's incessently pumped through our brains day to day. Pathetic effort at a record.
Your so right. It's like a competition to see who can write (or have others write for them) the worst song imaginable. This makes the 90's music scene sound acceptable...
what is swagger jagger and how does one acquire it? on a side note, was I the only one to think the music video was completely spastic?
was listening to Deep Purple when i read this, had a look, what fkheads would like that slag???? unless they were 13 and mass debating
